Castlevania 2 - Priest Battle

PRELOADING 576k (please be patient) I-Mockery.com PRIEST BATTLE Don't forget to come back to town again and press the Secret Button on da keyboard for a dandy surprise! Direction Controls still-right DIRECTION: skip scene skip scene Well, Well, look Well, look who's Well, look who's back! Well, look who's back! Lemme Well, look who's back! Lemme guess... Well, look who's back! Lemme guess... You Well, look who's back! Lemme guess... You want Well, look who's back! Lemme guess... You want me Well, look who's back! Lemme guess... You want me to Well, look who's back! Lemme guess... You want me to heal Well, look who's back! Lemme guess... You want me to heal your Well, look who's back! Lemme guess... You want me to heal your sorry Well, look who's back! Lemme guess... You want me to heal your sorry ass Well, look who's back! Lemme guess... You want me to heal your sorry ass once Well, look who's back! Lemme guess... You want me to heal your sorry ass once again, Well, look who's back! Lemme guess... You want me to heal your sorry ass once again, right? Damn Damn straight. Damn straight.Now Damn straight.Now do Damn straight.Now do your Damn straight.Now do yourjob Damn straight.Now do yourjob old Damn straight.Now do yourjob old man, Damn straight.Now do yourjob old man,before Damn straight.Now do yourjob old man,before I Damn straight.Now do yourjob old man,before I whip Damn straight.Now do yourjob old man,before I whipthe Damn straight.Now do yourjob old man,before I whipthe hell Damn straight.Now do yourjob old man,before I whipthe hell out Damn straight.Now do yourjob old man,before I whipthe hell outof Damn straight.Now do yourjob old man,before I whipthe hell outof you! Well Well Simon, Well Simon, I Well Simon, I may Well Simon, I may be Well Simon, I may be older Well Simon, I may be older than Well Simon, I may be older than you, Well Simon, I may be older than you, but Well Simon, I may be older than you, but I Well Simon, I may be older than you, but I can Well Simon, I may be older than you, but I can still Well Simon, I may be older than you, but I can still Kick Well Simon, I may be older than you, but I can still Kick Ass Well Simon, I may be older than you, but I can still Kick Ass for Well Simon, I may be older than you, but I can still Kick Ass for The Well Simon, I may be older than you, but I can still Kick Ass for The Lord! Ok Ok you Ok you religious reject, Ok you religious reject, you Ok you religious reject, you wanna Ok you religious reject, you wanna try Ok you religious reject, you wanna try saying Ok you religious reject, you wanna try saying that Ok you religious reject, you wanna try saying that again Ok you religious reject, you wanna try saying that again to Ok you religious reject, you wanna try saying that again to my Ok you religious reject, you wanna try saying that again to my face? Gladly, Gladly, and Gladly, and I'll Gladly, and I'll be Gladly, and I'll be sure Gladly, and I'll be sure to Gladly, and I'll be sure to use Gladly, and I'll be sure to use small Gladly, and I'll be sure to use small words Gladly, and I'll be sure to use small words so Gladly, and I'll be sure to use small words so you Gladly, and I'll be sure to use small words so you can Gladly, and I'll be sure to use small words so you can understand Gladly, and I'll be sure to use small words so you can understand me Gladly, and I'll be sure to use small words so you can understand me this Gladly, and I'll be sure to use small words so you can understand me this time. I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna whip I'm gonna whip you I'm gonna whip you harder I'm gonna whip you harder than I'm gonna whip you harder than a I'm gonna whip you harder than a child I'm gonna whip you harder than a child labor I'm gonna whip you harder than a child labor slave I'm gonna whip you harder than a child labor slave in I'm gonna whip you harder than a child labor slave in a I'm gonna whip you harder than a child labor slave in a Nike I'm gonna whip you harder than a child labor slave in a Nike shoe I'm gonna whip you harder than a child labor slave in a Nike shoe factory. Bring Bring it Bring it on Bring it on you Bring it on you little Bring it on you little bitch! J JE JES JESU JESUS JESUS! Yes, Yes, my Yes, my slaves, Yes, my slaves,er, Yes, my slaves,er, I Yes, my slaves,er, I mean... Yes, my slaves,er, I mean...Yes, Yes, my slaves,er, I mean...Yes, my Yes, my slaves,er, I mean...Yes, my sons, Yes, my slaves,er, I mean...Yes, my sons,it Yes, my slaves,er, I mean...Yes, my sons,it is Yes, my slaves,er, I mean...Yes, my sons,it is I... Yes, my slaves,er, I mean...Yes, my sons,it is I... Jesus. Yes, my slaves,er, I mean...Yes, my sons,it is I... Jesus. I've Yes, my slaves,er, I mean...Yes, my sons,it is I... Jesus. I've come Yes, my slaves,er, I mean...Yes, my sons,it is I... Jesus. I've come back Yes, my slaves,er, I mean...Yes, my sons,it is I... Jesus. I've come back to Yes, my slaves,er, I mean...Yes, my sons,it is I... Jesus. I've come back to save Yes, my slaves,er, I mean...Yes, my sons,it is I... Jesus. I've come back to save you! Now Now, what Now, what seems Now, what seemsto Now, what seemsto be Now, what seemsto be the Now, what seemsto be the problem Now, what seemsto be the problem here? Now, what seemsto be the problem here? Is Now, what seemsto be the problem here? Is it Now, what seemsto be the problem here? Is it so Now, what seemsto be the problem here? Is it so bad Now, what seemsto be the problem here? Is it so bad that Now, what seemsto be the problem here? Is it so bad that you Now, what seemsto be the problem here? Is it so bad that you can't Now, what seemsto be the problem here? Is it so bad that you can't work Now, what seemsto be the problem here? Is it so bad that you can't work out Now, what seemsto be the problem here? Is it so bad that you can't work out your Now, what seemsto be the problem here? Is it so bad that you can't work out your differences? This This unholy This unholybastard This unholybastard priest This unholybastard priestof This unholybastard priestof yours This unholybastard priestof yours won't This unholybastard priestof yours won'theal This unholybastard priestof yours won'theal me. This unholybastard priestof yours won'theal me. I This unholybastard priestof yours won'theal me. I just This unholybastard priestof yours won'theal me. I just killed This unholybastard priestof yours won'theal me. I just killed Dracula This unholybastard priestof yours won'theal me. I just killed Dracula for This unholybastard priestof yours won'theal me. I just killed Dracula for crissakes! Maybe Maybe that's Maybe that's because Maybe that's because this Maybe that's because this ungrateful Maybe that's because this ungrateful little Maybe that's because this ungrateful little shit Maybe that's because this ungrateful little shit never Maybe that's because this ungrateful little shit never thanked Maybe that's because this ungrateful little shit never thanked me Maybe that's because this ungrateful little shit never thanked me for Maybe that's because this ungrateful little shit never thanked me for healing Maybe that's because this ungrateful little shit never thanked me for healing his Maybe that's because this ungrateful little shit never thanked me for healing his sorry Maybe that's because this ungrateful little shit never thanked me for healing his sorry ass. I I See... Well Well there's Well there's only Well there's only one Well there's only one way Well there's only one way to Well there's only one way to settle Well there's only one way to settle this. Well there's only one way to settle this. IT'S Well there's only one way to settle this. IT'S TIME Well there's only one way to settle this. IT'S TIME TO Well there's only one way to settle this. IT'S TIME TO TAKE Well there's only one way to settle this. IT'S TIME TO TAKE THINGS Well there's only one way to settle this. IT'S TIME TO TAKE THINGS OUTSIDE Well there's only one way to settle this. IT'S TIME TO TAKE THINGS OUTSIDE GENTLEMEN! W D WH DU WHO DUD WHOA DUDE WHOAH DUDE! WHOAH! Ok Ok you Ok you two. Ok you two. Since Ok you two. Since you Ok you two. Since you can't Ok you two. Since you can't settle Ok you two. Since you can't settle things Ok you two. Since you can't settle things in Ok you two. Since you can't settle things in church... Ok you two. Since you can't settle things in church...LET'S Ok you two. Since you can't settle things in church...LET'S GET Ok you two. Since you can't settle things in church...LET'S GET READY Ok you two. Since you can't settle things in church...LET'S GET READY TO Ok you two. Since you can't settle things in church...LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUMBLE! Heh... Heh... Heh... Heh... Heh...I've Heh... Heh...I've always Heh... Heh...I've always wanted Heh... Heh...I've always wanted to Heh... Heh...I've always wanted to say Heh... Heh...I've always wanted to say that. Heh... Heh...I've always wanted to say that.N Heh... Heh...I've always wanted to say that.NO Heh... Heh...I've always wanted to say that.NOW Heh... Heh...I've always wanted to say that.NOW F Heh... Heh...I've always wanted to say that.NOW FI Heh... Heh...I've always wanted to say that.NOW FIG Heh... Heh...I've always wanted to say that.NOW FIGH Heh... Heh...I've always wanted to say that.NOW FIGHT Heh... Heh...I've always wanted to say that.NOW FIGHT! still-right walking Status Test to see if Whipping (tw) no 14 7 Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha! I Ha Ha! I guess Ha Ha! I guess he Ha Ha! I guess he didn't Ha Ha! I guess he didn't have Ha Ha! I guess he didn't have enough Ha Ha! I guess he didn't have enough faith Ha Ha! I guess he didn't have enough faith in Ha Ha! I guess he didn't have enough faith in you, Ha Ha! I guess he didn't have enough faith in you, Jesus. What? What? Oh What? Oh yeah, What? Oh yeah, right... What? Oh yeah, right... sorry, What? Oh yeah, right... sorry, I What? Oh yeah, right... sorry, I was What? Oh yeah, right... sorry, I was just What? Oh yeah, right... sorry, I was just distracted What? Oh yeah, right... sorry, I was just distracted by What? Oh yeah, right... sorry, I was just distracted by all What? Oh yeah, right... sorry, I was just distracted by all that What? Oh yeah, right... sorry, I was just distracted by all that blood. So, So, since So, since you're So, since you're Jesus, So, since you're Jesus, can So, since you're Jesus, can you So, since you're Jesus, can you grant So, since you're Jesus, can you grant me So, since you're Jesus, can you grant me a So, since you're Jesus, can you grant me a wish So, since you're Jesus, can you grant me a wish or So, since you're Jesus, can you grant me a wish or something? What What do What do I What do I look What do I look like, What do I look like, a What do I look like, a fucking What do I look like, a fucking genie!? What do I look like, a fucking genie!? I What do I look like, a fucking genie!? I died What do I look like, a fucking genie!? I died for What do I look like, a fucking genie!? I died for your What do I look like, a fucking genie!? I died for your sins What do I look like, a fucking genie!? I died for your sins already, What do I look like, a fucking genie!? I died for your sins already, what What do I look like, a fucking genie!? I died for your sins already, what did What do I look like, a fucking genie!? I died for your sins already, what did you What do I look like, a fucking genie!? I died for your sins already, what did you ever What do I look like, a fucking genie!? I died for your sins already, what did you everdo What do I look like, a fucking genie!? I died for your sins already, what did you everdo for What do I look like, a fucking genie!? I died for your sins already, what did you everdo for me!? I I don't I don't give I don't give a I don't give a damn I don't give a damn who I don't give a damn who you I don't give a damn who you are, I don't give a damn who you are, nobody I don't give a damn who you are, nobody talks I don't give a damn who you are, nobody talks to I don't give a damn who you are, nobody talks to me I don't give a damn who you are, nobody talks to me like I don't give a damn who you are, nobody talks to me like that! Fine, Fine, I Fine, I won't Fine, I won't talk... Fine, I won't talk... I'll Fine, I won't talk... I'll just Fine, I won't talk... I'll just kick Fine, I won't talk... I'll just kick your Fine, I won't talk... I'll just kick your unholy Fine, I won't talk... I'll just kick your unholy little Fine, I won't talk... I'll just kick your unholy little ass! Oh, Oh, you Oh, you wanna Oh, you wanna go Oh, you wanna go tough Oh, you wanna go tough guy? Does Does this Does this answer Does this answer your Does this answer your question? Goddamnit! Goddamnit! Stop Goddamnit! Stop doing Goddamnit! Stop doing that Goddamnit! Stop doing that Jesus! Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha! Now Ha Ha! Now beg Ha Ha! Now beg me Ha Ha! Now beg me to Ha Ha! Now beg me to forgive Ha Ha! Now beg me to forgive you Ha Ha! Now beg me to forgive you or Ha Ha! Now beg me to forgive you or meet Ha Ha! Now beg me to forgive you or meet your Ha Ha! Now beg me to forgive you or meet your fate! How How about How about Choice How about Choice C: How about Choice C: I How about Choice C: I murder How about Choice C: I murder you. It'll It'll be It'll be a It'll be a cold It'll be a cold day It'll be a cold day in It'll be a cold day in hell It'll be a cold day in hell when It'll be a cold day in hell when you It'll be a cold day in hell when you can It'll be a cold day in hell when you can actually It'll be a cold day in hell when you can actually beat It'll be a cold day in hell when you can actually beat me It'll be a cold day in hell when you can actually beat me in It'll be a cold day in hell when you can actually beat me in combat! PREPARE PREPARE TO PREPARE TO DIE! right fdir still-right Oh Oh Shit. IT'S IT'S GOD! (GULP) Um, Um, hi Um, hi dad. Um, hi dad.How's Um, hi dad.How's it Um, hi dad.How's it goin Um, hi dad.How's it goin up Um, hi dad.How's it goin up there Um, hi dad.How's it goin up there in Um, hi dad.How's it goin up there inheaven? Um, hi dad.How's it goin up there inheaven? heh Um, hi dad.How's it goin up there inheaven? heh heh Shut Shut up Shut up you Shut up youstupid Shut up youstupid kid. Shut up youstupid kid. What Shut up youstupid kid. What did Shut up youstupid kid. What did I Shut up youstupid kid. What did I tell Shut up youstupid kid. What did I tell you Shut up youstupid kid. What did I tell you about Shut up youstupid kid. What did I tell you about playing Shut up youstupid kid. What did I tell you about playing around Shut up youstupid kid. What did I tell you about playing around on Shut up youstupid kid. What did I tell you about playing around on earth??? Heh Heh Heh... Heh Heh...I Heh Heh...I guess Heh Heh...I guess I Heh Heh...I guess I kind Heh Heh...I guess I kindof Heh Heh...I guess I kindof forgot. Like Like hell Like hell you Like hell you did! Like hell you did! I've Like hell you did! I've told Like hell you did! I've told you Like hell you did! I've told you a Like hell you did! I've told you a million Like hell you did! I've told you a million times: Like hell you did! I've told you a million times: DON'T Like hell you did! I've told you a million times: DON'T INTERFERE Like hell you did! I've told you a million times: DON'T INTERFERE WITH Like hell you did! I've told you a million times: DON'T INTERFERE WITH THE Like hell you did! I've told you a million times: DON'T INTERFERE WITH THE MORTALS! But But dad! But dad! Simon But dad! Simon just But dad! Simon just killed But dad! Simon just killed that But dad! Simon just killed that priest! So So what? So what? I So what? I kill So what? I killpriests So what? I killpriests every So what? I killpriests every day! So what? I killpriests every day! I So what? I killpriests every day! I let So what? I killpriests every day! I let women So what? I killpriests every day! I let women get So what? I killpriests every day! I let women get raped So what? I killpriests every day! I let women get raped and So what? I killpriests every day! I let women get raped and make So what? I killpriests every day! I let women get raped and make babies So what? I killpriests every day! I let women get raped and make babies go So what? I killpriests every day! I let women get raped and make babies go blind. So what? I killpriests every day! I let women get raped and make babies go blind. I So what? I killpriests every day! I let women get raped and make babies go blind. I am So what? I killpriests every day! I let women get raped and make babies go blind. I am GOD So what? I killpriests every day! I let women get raped and make babies go blind. I am GOD and So what? I killpriests every day! I let women get raped and make babies go blind. I am GOD and this So what? I killpriests every day! I let women get raped and make babies go blind. I am GOD and this is So what? I killpriests every day! I let women get raped and make babies go blind. I am GOD and this is my So what? I killpriests every day! I let women get raped and make babies go blind. I am GOD and this is my will! But But dad! But dad! That's But dad! That's just But dad! That's just not But dad! That's just not fair! Jesus, Jesus, do Jesus, do you Jesus, do you EVER Jesus, do you EVER shut Jesus, do you EVER shut up!? Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know what? Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know what? I've Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know what? I've had Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know what? I've had it Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know what? I've had it with Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know what? I've had it with you. Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know what? I've had it with you. Sorry Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know what? I've had it with you. Sorry son, Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know what? I've had it with you. Sorry son, but Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know what? I've had it with you. Sorry son, but this Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know what? I've had it with you. Sorry son, but this is Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know what? I've had it with you. Sorry son, but this is for Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know what? I've had it with you. Sorry son, but this is for my Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know what? I've had it with you. Sorry son, but this is for my own Jesus, do you EVER shut up!?You know what? I've had it with you. Sorry son, but this is for my own good. HUH?? UH UH OH... Don't Don't worry Don't worry Simon, Don't worry Simon, I'm Don't worry Simon, I'm not Don't worry Simon, I'm not going Don't worry Simon, I'm not going to Don't worry Simon, I'm not going to kill Don't worry Simon, I'm not going to kill you. Don't worry Simon, I'm not going to kill you. In Don't worry Simon, I'm not going to kill you. In fact, Don't worry Simon, I'm not going to kill you. In fact, I'm Don't worry Simon, I'm not going to kill you. In fact, I'm going Don't worry Simon, I'm not going to kill you. In fact, I'm going to Don't worry Simon, I'm not going to kill you. In fact, I'm going to reward Don't worry Simon, I'm not going to kill you. In fact, I'm going to reward you! You You are!? Yes, Yes, you Yes, you helped Yes, you helped me Yes, you helped me realize Yes, you helped me realize what Yes, you helped me realize what a Yes, you helped me realize what a whiny Yes, you helped me realize what a whiny little Yes, you helped me realize what a whiny little prick Yes, you helped me realize what a whiny little prick my Yes, you helped me realize what a whiny little prick my son Yes, you helped me realize what a whiny little prick my son was. Yes, you helped me realize what a whiny little prick my son was. So Yes, you helped me realize what a whiny little prick my son was. So in Yes, you helped me realize what a whiny little prick my son was. So in return, Yes, you helped me realize what a whiny little prick my son was. So in return, I Yes, you helped me realize what a whiny little prick my son was. So in return, I give Yes, you helped me realize what a whiny little prick my son was. So in return, I give you Yes, you helped me realize what a whiny little prick my son was. So in return, I give you this Yes, you helped me realize what a whiny little prick my son was. So in return, I give you this gift! Whoah! Whoah!Thanks Whoah!Thanks GOD! Ha Ha Ha, Ha Ha, sure Ha Ha, sure thing. Ha Ha, sure thing. Have Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun with Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun with it Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun with it Simon. Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun with it Simon. I Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun with it Simon. I gotta Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun with it Simon. I gotta go Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun with it Simon. I gotta go now, Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun with it Simon. I gotta go now, there's Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun with it Simon. I gotta go now, there's some Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun with it Simon. I gotta go now, there's some starving Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun with it Simon. I gotta go now, there's some starving kids Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun with it Simon. I gotta go now, there's some starving kids I Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun with it Simon. I gotta go now, there's some starving kids I gotta Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun with it Simon. I gotta go now, there's some starving kids I gotta go Ha Ha, sure thing. Have fun with it Simon. I gotta go now, there's some starving kids I gotta go kill. Pika Pika!Pika Love You! You know, You know, if You know, if I've You know, if I've learned You know, if I've learned one You know, if I've learned one thing You know, if I've learned one thing in You know, if I've learned one thing in all You know, if I've learned one thing in all my You know, if I've learned one thing in all my time... You know, if I've learned one thing in all my time...It's You know, if I've learned one thing in all my time...It's that You know, if I've learned one thing in all my time...It's that GOD You know, if I've learned one thing in all my time...It's that GOD has You know, if I've learned one thing in all my time...It's that GOD has a You know, if I've learned one thing in all my time...It's that GOD has a sick You know, if I've learned one thing in all my time...It's that GOD has a sick sense You know, if I've learned one thing in all my time...It's that GOD has a sick sense of You know, if I've learned one thing in all my time...It's that GOD has a sick sense of humor. What What the...!? 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