Antcity

A N T C I T Y HOW TO PLAY Use your giant magnifying glass to look at the people.Hold down the mouse button to focus the beam.Be careful! The beam gets hot! Wouldn't want to burn anyone! WELCOME TO population: 5831 Bossmonster Reporter Police Befuddled WORLDS LARGEST MAGNIFYINGGLASS REPORTED MISSING!!! A giant magnifying glass, pains-takingly made to scale for no apparent reason, was stolen from its resting place at the Mu-seum of Really Big Optic Stuff yesterday, further confusing the already befuddled police, who were attempting to recover their wits after their visit to the museum where the complete uselessness of a huge magnifying glass had them reeling three days ago. "Agghah単k" Stated police commissioner Formic, while attempting to distance himself from the situation and a small police cruiser window his head was stuck in. Police stated flatly that they would send specially trained tracking dogs after the culprits, if they In a more humorous story, local inhabitant "Insert name here", known ne'er-do-well and itinerant smoked clam salesperson, accidentally ingested an amount of a chemically altered "insert food item here" local scientists were going to enter into a contest! Hilarity ensued as Local gets "boost" from experiment! the unwitting guinea pig flopped about, writhing and foaming, only to suddenly shoot up to gargantuan pro-portions, looming well above the amused crowd! The police could barely contain the joc-ularity of the crowd, let alone the endear-ing antics of the newly up-scaled "Insert name here", finally resorting to clubs and rubber hoses to try to "cool-off" and relax our over-sized entertainer. After the fun ended for the day, the giant vaudevillian glided off, stage left. The police, impressed by the giants many talents, would like to locate his whereabouts for questions about future engagements. Latest City Poll Kids and HelicoptersIn the latest urban poll held by our newspaper, we found that our fair city is most popular with kids, business-men, tanker trucks, red cars and helicopters. In fact, we rated most popular with children and helicopters over any other city! We have no idea what to Kbytes left: load time remaining: loading antcity... CLICK ANYWHERE TO BEGIN! fps TIME (seconds) CITY DESTROYED BY GIANT! Police and army officials are still seeking answers as to how a giant magnifying glass was used to blow up Ant City. Witnesses describe the assailant as "卾ery, very tall." Police are guessing that these clues, as well as the use of a gigantic magnifying device, are leading them to construct City Destroyed! Culprit still on the loose! Giant wanted for questioning. Poodles nervous! the description of the fiend as a tall man. With weak eyes. If you know of any very tall people, who have bad eyes and short tempers, please ask them to report to the local police station, or better yet, to stand in the very deep pit just outside of town until the army gets there. Army Arrives Too Late! "Never Again" Vows General Brigades of tanks, heli-copters, jet planes, armored personal carriers, battleships and heavily armed soldiers with all sorts of high-tech cool looking weapons rolled into the city, just after the city was burned to the ground and the giant took to the hills. General Polls Sez, Despite Damage, City "better off" A poll taken just after the devastation of emergency personnel and barely-surviving victims suggests that perhaps the tragedy has a silver lining after all. The results show clearly that the most PLAY AGAIN PLAY AGAIN SEND TO A FRIEND SEND TO A FRIEND