Journeys of Reemus

A ZEEBARF PRODUCTION music byMITCH BOWDEN Many moons ago in the kingdom of Fredericus, there lived a championdragon slayer. Beloved by the people, Many moons ago in the kingdom of Fredericus, there lived a championdragon slayer. Beloved by the people,feared by outlaws, hated by dragons. Many moons ago in the kingdom of Fredericus, there lived a championdragon slayer. Beloved by the people,feared by outlaws, hated by dragons. He brought justice and peace to the land, saving villages and maidens Many moons ago in the kingdom of Fredericus, there lived a championdragon slayer. Beloved by the people,feared by outlaws, hated by dragons. He brought justice and peace to the land, saving villages and maidens wherever he travelled...This story is about his brother... click to continue > SKIP INTRO SKIP INTRO Overshadowed by the exploits of his famous brother.REEMUS the insect exterminator and his sidekick, LIAM the purple bear, set out on a journey to create a legacy of their own... Tell me that last part again? > "and from the burning wreckageReemus emerged victorious!Disappearing into the night withthe very grateful wife of thelocal magistrate..." > Hmm ya... let's end it after "Reemus emerged victorious!" The Lazy Eye InnBed & Breakfast Reemus!! Where have you been?!? > Ya, sorry. We had to stop andget some ink for Liam's Quill. He's writing an epic ballad chronicling my adventures... Wanna hear it so far?Liam sing him a few bars... There's no time!!! The Prince and his fiancee are dueto arrive in the morning. They arebooked to stay at my inn, but I'vebeen shut down due to insect infestation ... Reemus you have to help me!! Ok, what are we dealing with?Multi-Clawed Death Beetles?Fire Bearded Blood Moths?Poisonous Stink Bugs? ... Ants... Uuugh.. ants? That's it?... This is seriously going to affect the quality and bravadoof my ballad... Um, Reemus... That's not it... Liam sharpen your quill... We're going on an adventure... harp PLAY MOREGAMES! PLAY MOREGAMES! CREATED BY ZEEBARF MUSIC BY MITCH BOWDEN There's the entrance...We have to find and kill theQueen, it's the only way thiscolony will clear out of here... > Ugh..This is going to be a lot of work... x squish open stretch SWING DOOR OPEN fire ROCKS lick flies power up clink dryer HIT SQUISH rip boing2 click pop 0 1 2 3 4 5 speak Ooooh, a Season-arium! Theway to grow Iron Berries... > The only berry in the worldwith an iron stem! x Sand tongues can't resist thetaste of Iron Berry Juice! The Season dial is dead. Weneed to power it up... Whew! That's a dry heat! I've read Blue Fuzzerpillars are chronic over-sleepers. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... This place is infested with bugs... Hmmm... I have no idea whatyou want me to do... Bah! I'll never make it throughthose brambles... It's still too damp to starta fire... Hmmm... I think we need more tongues... bubble button This has the potentialto go horribly wrong... cannon fired burp boing HIT waterfill whip big splash sizzle whoosh thud blurp flame burst whiz zips spring SPEAK Uhh... so you're saying youwant me to jump? Jump... from way up here?Seriously? .... Alright, if you say so... Jump onto a hard, jagged rock? ... no. BOOOOOOOOOOO !!! Hmmmmm... still doesn't seem safe to jump? I don't trust that water to break my fall... Look a sponge rock! Hard assteel - until you add water... Horned slugs are very timidand scare easily... This place is very dangerous...Watch yourself! Furly branches have very beautiful flower blossoms... Horned slugs have a healthyappetite for furly petals... I think we've made a seriousmistake somewhere... Watch your step Reemus! I think timing is key here... spit gulp scream rock fall mudone long mud bang dogbite backwards drip single rock spring2 egg break bang2 ? ! speak Watch your step... the slightest bump couldcollapse that overhang... Frog beasts are notoriouslypicky eaters... One bump and that bat will drop like a sack of wet hammers... Hang in there Reemus!! KEEEEEYAAAAAAW!!!! Ok, feel free to jump in anytime... Believe me, I would ifI could my friend... Hmmm, we can do this with brains or brawn...I'm good with either... bubbles spray SPLAT growl squirt !!! cakepiece gallop arrow stick neon squeakpop sproing Hmmm, what should I do with this? I can't reach him... Gotta get rid of that guardbefore I go anywhere... Well that was easy... Must be the moustache... Ooooo, so close! Well that was unexpected... Death by lead poisioning... I didn't see that one coming... Hmmm, I need somethingto pry it up with... That'll learn ya! Now prepare to taste my wraith! No weapons, no disguise, no plan...This can only end well... Dive into this open mouth? Absolutely! If you can get past that inspector, you're set! The liquid inside those sporesis extremely poisonous... Approaching the Queen empty handed is punishable by death... Good luck Reemus! You'reon your own now... lick2 creature screech crash choke head chop ... And with that the Queen fell from the poisonous ruse -Causing the rest of the colony to completely defuse.Now the townsfolk gossip aboutthis ingenious trick -Instead of the length of Reemus'... > ... And with that the Queen fell from the poisonous ruse -Causing the rest of the colony to completely defuse.Now the townsfolk gossip aboutthis ingenious trick -Instead of the length of Reemus'... hair. Reemus!For your heroic actions, you will now be forever regarded as... ...And with that the Queen fell -very much dead.After mistakenly choking -on Reemus' head. The ants vowed revenge -For their murdered queen.Declaring holy ant war -The likes of which have never been seen... Okay, okay!So I may have inadvertantly caused an ant holy war...Do you think this will affect my reputation? > Well put it this way...For your heroic actions, you will now be forever regarded as... Ooooo! Reemus Look! A message written on Royal parchment.... it says... bla bla.... ... Reemus... bla bla ... Ant Queen...bla bla ... Poisoned .... Legendary... Looks like word of yourvictory over the ant Queen hasreached the Royal Palace...The King has requested your skills for a secret mission... Liam, pack a bag...We're going on a journey! MUSIC BY MITCH BOWDEN CREATED BY ZEEBARF REPLAY SCENE... MUSIC BY MITCH BOWDEN CREATED BY ZEEBARF