Pico Vs Uberkids

NG SKIP Good morning, class! Today we are going to welcome three new students! You guys have heardof the Human Genome Project, right? These kids are superior to you in every way imagineable! Come on in, boys! NAME: UBERSAMBIRTHDATE: TODAYBLOODTYPE: A STRENGTH:ENDURANCE:AGILITY:INTELLIGENCE: NAME: UBERJONBIRTHDATE: TODAYBLOODTYPE: A NAME: UBERFREDBIRTHDATE: TODAYBLOODTYPE: A The creators wish to test them on our best students! Seeing as our best students died in a violent bloodbath... We chose Pico, Nene and Darnell in their place! The creators say you can choose the competitive event! Well in that case...We choose Rock Paper Scissors Roulette! Sounds great!Let's go play a few rounds! ROCK PAPER SCISSORS ROULETTE ONE GUN. ONE BULLET. SIX CHAMBERS. VS ROUND 1 ROUND 2 ROUND 3 ROCK PAPER SCISSORSROULETTE ROCK PAPER SCISSOR BATTLE FORNEXT SHOT!!! Remember!!!- Rock defeats Scissors- Paper defeats Rock- Scissors defeat Paper CONTINUE IN CHANCE IN 2 CHANCE IN 3 CHANCE IN 4 CHANCE IN 5 CHANCE IN 6 CHANCE Congratulations, you're butt-ass lucky!Now go try this game for real, the impressionable person you are! Newgrounds is not responsible if you blow your brains out. You are, for being a dumbass. Remember, winners don't do drugs! But hey, since you lost... go for it!!! Newgrounds is not responsible if you form a drug habit. Now go get addicted to something! ...and so our story ends. Pico and friends proved that breakthroughs in genomics may be able to prevent disease and retardation, but they can't find a cure for shit-ass luck. The Uberkids were disposed of - fed to the earth, where their decomposing corpses provide vital nutrients and fertilizer for the soil.Everyone is happy, or dead. If you want more kids killing kids, you should definitely spend some time in: This game is by Tom Fulp, creator of newgrounds.com!Newgrounds - the Problems of the Future, today! Besides having a bunch of other Pico games, newgrounds is home to over 1,000 pieces of crazy Flash content! If that isn't enough to give you a stroke, then I don't know what is! Music by Aaron McClelland! Pico (Uber) remix by Mervernator! AGAIN!!!