Sagway

LOADING 2001- 2002 Newgrounds.com & Zeebarf.com The orderlies of Shady Acorns Retirement Home have finished another day of wiping asses... So how was your shift? Don't even ask! Hey man, I was wonderin if you could do me a solid?.... next next I wanna take mygirlfriend on a romanticsegway ride through the park, but you can barely go anywhere with all these stupid old people getting in the way! Could you ride aheadof us and make sure none of them ruin our romantic date? Sure! Beating up on geezers is what I do best! Great! Cause if she evenhas to smell one of those dirty old bastards, our date will be ruined! no problem man,I'm on it! Still loading... Get a Cablemodem or somethin'! STOOPID WEB USER MODE HARDCORE GAMER MODE Use the mouse to move left, right, up and down.Click on the mouse to punch. Use the arrow keys to move left, right, up and down.Hit the 'a' key to punch. Recommended for better control Recommended for people too lazy to reach for the keyboard YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! Play Again? Play Again? BUSTED! BUSTED! GOOD JOB! GOOD JOB! Song by Bobby Miller