Gamesplit

SKIP SKIP visit www.psychogoldfish.com/rpg to play with BG music Initializing... START INSTRUCTIONS START The game plays like a standard platform game, with a battle system similar to that of Final Fantasy. us the arrow keys to move, and the A and Z keys to preform various actions. I will access your inventory and allow you to use techs. M brings up the area map. This version is only a demo, but allows you to play with 2 characters in 2 worlds. Full version will include tons more levels and characters and should hopefully be available by Jan of 2003. W. ENGINE 1 2 3 4 Map Music You may begin your training, select your party members then press OK. You can move about with the arrow keys and use A to run and Z to jump. M will bring up a map of where you are. OK map_call 1: Zelda's Castle Door Warp Other 2: Hyrule 3: Mushroom Kingdom 1 4: Toadstool's Castle 5: Dream World 1: Zelda's Castle 1: Zelda's Castle reset arrows Hyrule Castle Up: Hyrule Castle Left: Fairy Cave Right: Villiage Up: To Miss Sweetass Right: To Granny Saggytits Left: Hyrule Forrest I just heard a stange noise coming from the south eastern part of town. It's probably some punk kids robbing the general store again... fucking kids! You should go kill the little bastards. The young people in this villiage have no respect for their elders. You see, I'm too old to even bathe myself, so I ask all the young studs to help me out now and then, but they just run away. Say, would you be willing to give me a sponge bath? I'll pay you for your 'services'.. heh heh heh... YES NO Granny Saggytits over there, used to be a well known hooker back in the day. Now she tries to molest the young men of the villiage. I'd watch your ass around her... literally. God, she's so old!!! YUCK!!! Did I tell you that Granny Saggytits was cursed by an evil wizard? Yeah, the old bitch has had crabs for the past 40 years, can you believe that? I'd hate to catch that curse! Well hello there, looking for a good time? I can rock your world for 1000 rupees! YES NO I only entertain people with money. A loser like you could never afford my $1000 fee. I tried going to the store, but there's a bunch of giant turtles wreaking havoc. I was gonna kick their asses, but I remembered I left my oven on. By the order of the Koopa Klan, you are prohibited from passing without permission. BuySell

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Daddy's home! OK After all that adventure, I could sure use some hot Zelda action. Let's get nekked baby! OK Sorry Link, bad time of month. Would you be a dear and get me some Midol from the Store? OK MOTHER FUCK! OK Where the hell am I? This place is... wierd. I sure hope there are some fine ass women around here. OK Okay big boy, clean my pipes, heh heh heh. Don't be shy now. OK CENSORED That was the best anal I've ever had. Here, you definately earned this! OK Recieved 1000 rupees So, like... the princess was kinapped again and stuff. OK Mamma mia! Then I'll just'a hafta go to'a the catsle and look'a for clues. OK Besides, I left'a my bong in her room last'a night. OK Say, you guys wouldn't know where a brother can get hooked up with some Midol would you? OK Midol???? OK HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Shut up fatass! It's not for me, it's for my bitch! You gonna help me out or what? OK Pricess Toadstool might'a have'a some. You can come with'a me to'a the castle and'a we'll take a look. OK MARIO JOINED YOUR PARTY OK This is'a it. Princess'a Toadstool's castle. We'a better keep'a an eye out for King'a Koopa. OK Can Mario save the princess... again? Will Link get the Midol, or will he instead find more hot chicks to 'adventure' with? Where did the mysterious portals come from? Will Psycho Goldfish actually finish this game? Find out soon, when NES: Gamesplit is released at www.psychogoldfish.com! Tip: Play again and hold downs SHIFT+\ at the title screen PLAY AGAIN? Let's see what you got lover... OK CENSORED Recieved 100 exp!!! OK Oh no... I went and found the Master Sword to stop you fuckers from putting me into some pickle jar! Prepare to die jackass, MWA HA HA HA... OK Bow before the terror of Larry Koopa, King of Hyrule!!!! OK I have a better idea.... FUCK OFF! OK HOW DARE YOU!!! Music Control c1_lev2_hp = 10;c1_lev2_mp = 2;c1_lev2_speed = 1;c1_lev2_attacks = 0;c1_lev2_atk_pwr = 2;c1_lev2_mag_pwr = 0.3;c1_lev2_techs = 1;c1_lev2_tech1 = "tech2";