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AZEEBARF& FULP PRODUCTION LOADING... SKIP SKIP LOW QUALITY MEDIUM QUALITY HIGH QUALITY MANAGER SHADY ACORNS PROFITS [A] KEY = ATTACK / GRAB ENEMIES[S] KEY = PICK UP / THROW / OPEN[D] KEY= DESPERATION MOVEARROW KEYS = WALKDOUBLE TAP ARROW = RUNMake sure CAPS LOCK is OFF CONCEPT BY TOM FULPWRITTEN BY ZEEBARF & TOM FULPPROGRAMMING BY TOM FULPARTWORK/ANIMATION BY ZEEBARFVOICES BY ZEEBARF, TOM FULP, DEESE, TREVOR Z & SHOKMUSIC BY LAVENDER HILL MOB CLEAR PRESS 'S' KEYTO PICK UP & THROW ITEMS LEVEL UP! Workout Vouchers + 2 X Use Training VouchersInstructionsLeave office Use Training VouchersInstructionsLeave office Use the arrow keys to choose, and the'a' key to select an option! Duh! Your objective is to eliminate a large portion of the residents in this nursing home. The better you perform, the better your access level. You will receive elevator keys to new floors when you have demonstrated your ability by defeating a "boss" at door #15 of each level.Kill old people for experience points and gain levels. When you gain levels, you get workout vouchers that can be used here to improve your stats - such as strength, vitality, stamina and luck! Rooms also contain challenges to improve your stats. Some old folks will have keys to enter locked rooms. Press 'A' and I will explain your stats... STRENGTH: This judges how much damage your enemies take when you attack them. Items also augment your hitting power.VITALITY: This is your maximum health. It determines how many hits you can take.STAMINA: The more stamina you have, the more you can attack with old people you are carrying. Your 'Desperation Move' also takes off less energy.LUCK: The more luck you have, the more likely you are to find items in the halls and get better health packages in the nurse's office! The 'a' key attacks or picks up opponents at close range. The 's' key opens doors or picks up and throws items (also throws people). The 'd' key performs a desperation move, which drains your life! The 'q' key toggles graphics quality. There are three settings, the default is medium!Tap twice in either direction to run.Use the arrow keys and 'a' key on all menus (duh). TIPS & HINTS:You don't have to confront everyone you meet. Glide by as far as you can before you have to do your job to advance - just like in real life!With specific items, hold down 'a' to charge the defibrulator and hold down 'a' to rapidly attack with the chainsaw! When using a gun, try to line up several enemies at once.After you beat a level, go back and check out the doors you missed! You can go all the way up to door 18 at the end of the hall! What will you find? Find out! Congratulations! I've given you the elevator key to the next floor! Hope you're up for the challenge! Schmuck!Keep the keys.Try not to get killed next time! + Strength+ Stamina + Vitality Done Strength............Stamina.............Vitality............... TAP 'A' RAPIDLY!!! A NO BONUS! NO BONUS! STRENGTH +2 STRENGTH +2 STRENGTH +1 STRENGTH +1 STRENGTH +0 STRENGTH +0 TURTLE WINS OLD MAN WINS NO BET! 3 2 1 VOUCHERS -1 VOUCHERS -1 VOUCHERS +1LUCK BONUS! VOUCHERS +1LUCK BONUS! IT'S A DRAW! IT'S A DRAW! NG ALL YOUR BASE ZEEBARF.COM ZEEBARF.COM BUTTPLUG! THE BOARD GAME IT'S ASSTACULAR! T H E F I N A L T A S K PENNY THIS IS ACRY FORHELP SCROTUM THE PUPPY HEALTH + 1/4 HEALTH + 1/4 HEALTH + 1/2 HEALTH + 1/2 MAX HEALTH MAX HEALTH MAX HEALTH +5! MAX HEALTH +5! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! "Let's WRESTLE!" Alternate Keys! STAMINA +1 STAMINA +1 Double-Tap in either direction to run extra fast! EXP. + 10 EXP. + 10 EXP. + 50 EXP. + 50 EXP. + 100 EXP. + 100 EXP. + 200 EXP. + 200 ROCK PAPER SCISSOR Use the arrow keys to move cursor...Press 'A' to select Rock, Paper or Scissors! MAX HEALTH!LUCK BONUS! MAX HEALTH!LUCK BONUS! LOSE HEALTH! LOSE HEALTH! Follow his directions with your arrow keys! NOTHING HERE! NOTHING HERE! FDA Press 'S' to Quit FASTER! SLOWER! Alternate Keys! EXP. + 5% EXP. + 5% LUCK + 2 LUCK + 2 VITALITY + 10 VITALITY + 10 V viagra STAMINA + 2 STAMINA + 2 MACHINE GUN! MACHINE GUN! FLOOR 1 FLOOR 2 FLOOR 3 FLOOR 4 FLOOR 5 Forgetfulness Confusion Dimentia SociopathicBreakdown Hall of theLiving Dead X = SELECT = ABORT name:age:room number:condition: The Smirnoff Brothers 75 Senile dimentia, ArthritisNOTE* Brothers are often moody when disturbed while playing games. 1st floor, #15 Sam & Martha Bondage 96 & 69 respectively Hyperactive imaginationsNOTE* Often enjoy being tiedto their beds 2nd floor, #15 Mr. Phil Latio 82 Overactive Sex DriveNOTE* has a tendancyto grope nurses 3rd floor, #15 XXX Ed from room 209 101 Dependent on Iron LungNOTE* Patient formerlyresided in room 209 4th floor, #15 E F OVERHEAT X X CONTINUES = GAME OVER CONTINUES = 0 DISORDERLYA ZEEBARF/FULPPRODUCTION CONCEPT & PROGRAMMING BYTOM FULP ARTWORK &ANIMATION BYZEEBARF VOICES BYDEESEZEEBARFTOM FULPTREVOR ZSHOK DON'T LEAVE YET! NO OLD PEOPLE WERE ACTUALLY HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS GAME. 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