Windows RG

Windows REALLY GOOD EDITION BUILD 207 Start 5:00 PM 12:00 AM 3:00 AM 11:30PM Crash Order Food Go Online Reboot Paint Shut Down Solitaire Help Windows Update Word Windows RG My Computer My Documents Recycle Bin Windows MediaPlayer X ! Required DLL: windows.dllWas found. So Windows has deleted it OK Windows has found a virus in: explorer.exeThis file will be deleted. Windows could not delete explorer.exe.The file is in use by Windows WELCOME TO WINDOWS RG BUILD 207 THERE ARE SEVERAL NEW ADVANCEMENTS IN THIS RELEASE... READ ON WELCOME TO WINDOWS RG NOW COMES WITH MICROSOFT WORD AS STANDARD! SO YOU CAN DO ALL YOUR WORD PROCESSING WITH EASE. HAVE YOU NOTICED THE ICONS ON THE DESKTOP? YOU CAN ACCESS YOUR FILES QUICKER AND EASIER THAN EVER! YOU CAN FIND OUT THE REST FOR YOURSELF! CLICK OK, AND YOUR ON YOUR WAY TO AN EASIER LIFE WITH WINDOWS RG! Can not find anything.Please reinstall Windows. Would you like to take a moment to register your copy of Windows RG? NO YES Do not ask me this again Can not locate register.exe.Windows won't bother searching. < START HERE WORDRG Registered to: JamesWeb PART OF THE OFFICERG SUITE Microsoft Word RG It looks like you're probably not writing a letter. I like letters. I think you should. Start with a word like MILK And sponge, I like sponges! Now you need some pictures!It's my brother! HAHA! Oh dear, I think I've made it crash. paperclip.exe has performed 94,708 illegal opperations and will now be shot. Hey, why do I have blood? word.exe has performed an illegal opperation (killed a paperclip) and will now be arrested, and for that reason, closed. UPDATEWelcome to the Windows Update Wizard!Click next to begin Next Windows RG Update UPDATEWindows is checking for available updates.This is done with sending all your money to Microsoft. Unable to connect.This could be for several reasons: 1. You smell. 2. Your house is green 3. You are trying to be naughty. Unable to connect.Please try again later. WINDOWS WINDOWS IS BROKEN PLEASE REINSTALL WINDOWS PRESS SPACE TO CONTINUE WINDOWS WINDOWS HAS CAUSED A GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT IN UPDATE.EXE PLEASE ATTEMPT TO DELETE THIS FILE PRESS SPACE TO CONTINUE Solitaire You have won!Would you like to play again? One of the many advancements in Windows RG is the ability to order food online.You can order from a huge selection of quality goods and they will be delivered to your door within 30 minutes. (45 minutes off-peak).Click OK to continue Order Food Please wait while we connect to our online database and retrieve all available meals.This may take a few minutes. Files downloaded, please wait a few seconds while we waste your time. Available Food: Click the button next to anything you want: Prune Juice Slice Of Ham Chickpeas Order Quit Sorry - the food you ordered has sold outWe will have some more in very shortly!Would you like to try again? Try Again Thanks for vising! Come back again soon!There's enough food for everyone!